Sunday, February 22, 2009
Fluuuuu
I've been in bed for 3 days now, rendered useless. I came down with this sneaky sneaky flu. It started out as an innocent sore throat. "Oh no," I though, "I don't want to get a cold now." No, no, by three o'clock on Thursday I was passed out in my bed. By Friday I couldn't even sit upright to the eat the fajitas Papa brought home for me. Four days later I still can't do much more than stream movies onto my computer and make hot chocolate. And let me tell you my face isn't enjoying this either. My eyes are puffy, my lips are all pale, and my hair is beyond greasy. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. I also had a boatload of work to catch up on and I don't think I'll be doing that anytime soon.
PS. The cutest pictures I have right now..considering my condition..are of my sister. Awwww.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Bang Bang
Sunday, February 1, 2009
This morning, I woke up, and before even having my first cup of coffee, I got down to business and ordered this bag online. I couldn't help myself; I live for Orla Kiely...and thanks to our ever-failing economy, they are all on sale. sale. sale. I just can't wait...3 to 5 business days!
Oh, and the shoes are another of my most recent new obsesssions. I went through my house and hunted for coins, took them to a coinstar, and off to the shoestore to buy those babies up! The cashier even gave me a 10% discount!
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Harold & Maude
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
My Uncontrollable Fear of Breakfast
Every morning I wake up terrified at the prospect of what is to come. You might think this is hilarious but I tell you it’s not. Just the thought of it makes me wish for plastic bed-sheets.
There are hundreds of things that could go wrong at breakfast, which could kill me. I could choke on my bagel or I could get electrocuted by the toaster or I could burn my mouth on a Pop Tart or I could slice an artery when buttering my muffin or I could go into anaphylactic shock from a pecan Danish or I could get a pip from the jam in my eye or I could slip on some rogue marmalade on the floor or I could get salmonella from a bad egg or I could have a heart coronary from the bacon fat or I could fall asleep when cooking the sausages and burn the house down (again) or any one of the dozens of different nightmare scenarios which render me useless every morning.
The upside is that it can be controlled. Much like avoiding stepladders or stepping over pavement cracks, there are loopholes that can save my life. If I don’t eat until, say, ten a.m. I’ll live. I don’t have a fear of brunch; that would be just stupid.
There are hundreds of things that could go wrong at breakfast, which could kill me. I could choke on my bagel or I could get electrocuted by the toaster or I could burn my mouth on a Pop Tart or I could slice an artery when buttering my muffin or I could go into anaphylactic shock from a pecan Danish or I could get a pip from the jam in my eye or I could slip on some rogue marmalade on the floor or I could get salmonella from a bad egg or I could have a heart coronary from the bacon fat or I could fall asleep when cooking the sausages and burn the house down (again) or any one of the dozens of different nightmare scenarios which render me useless every morning.
The upside is that it can be controlled. Much like avoiding stepladders or stepping over pavement cracks, there are loopholes that can save my life. If I don’t eat until, say, ten a.m. I’ll live. I don’t have a fear of brunch; that would be just stupid.
For the past month or so I have become a deep sleeping machine. I am an insomniac with a sudden unprecedented bounty of somnolence. I love sleep, I lovelove sleep. I don't know how or why, or even for how long but while I can sleep I am in love with sleep. Sleep, sleep, sleep.
Conversely I am much more in love with being awake. Nothing else is as rewarding as one night after another night of awesome sleep, thick and gooey uninterrupted sleep. Not a spartan diet of dairy free whole foods, not abstinence from coffee or alcohol, not miles and miles of fearsome running, not adequate hydration, not hugs, money or kisses. None of these thing compare to the fountain of awesomeness that it is to be asleep.
Conversely I am much more in love with being awake. Nothing else is as rewarding as one night after another night of awesome sleep, thick and gooey uninterrupted sleep. Not a spartan diet of dairy free whole foods, not abstinence from coffee or alcohol, not miles and miles of fearsome running, not adequate hydration, not hugs, money or kisses. None of these thing compare to the fountain of awesomeness that it is to be asleep.
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